SECOND NEWS FLASH: MOTHER
FORCED TO WATCH "METEOR" ON HBO
10/09/06 19:16
After being bored by "HOLLYWOODLAND", I was in
the mood to be EXCITED BY AN EXCITING MOVIE, due to
the fact that "
THE SUICIDE TAPES" (YES, EVEN
THE TITLE OF THIS HORROR FILM/TEEN SLASHER FLICK
IS EXCITING, YOU'D NEVER KNOW BECAUSE OF LACK OF
BLOGGING#$@I#$) is not yet released.
Fortunately, "METEOR" was on HBO! This amazing
disaster flick has been described as a movie "of
stupefying awfulness". I was enthralled! It was
... Terrible! The meteor made noises like the
Blanc Mange in the Monty Python episode where a
blancmange from the planet Skyron tries to win
Wimbleton after turning everyone in England into
Scotsmen . ... Go out and see METEOR right away!