After being bored by "HOLLYWOODLAND", I was in the mood to be EXCITED BY AN EXCITING MOVIE, due to the fact that "THE SUICIDE TAPES" (YES, EVEN THE TITLE OF THIS HORROR FILM/TEEN SLASHER FLICK IS EXCITING, YOU'D NEVER KNOW BECAUSE OF LACK OF BLOGGING#$@I#$) is not yet released. Fortunately, "METEOR" was on HBO! This amazing disaster flick has been described as a movie "of stupefying awfulness". I was enthralled! It was ... Terrible! The meteor made noises like the Blanc Mange in the Monty Python episode where a blancmange from the planet Skyron tries to win Wimbleton after turning everyone in England into Scotsmen . ... Go out and see METEOR right away!

Due to the fact that BC has not written a blog for his EXCELLENT movie, "The Suicide Tapes" (Note: clever hyperlink) and therefore not created a BUZZ for his movie, and therefore not been offered TWO MILLION DOLLARS for his movie, and therefore I cannot VIEW his movie in exciting horror film festivals and world premieres etc., I have been forced to pay NINE DOLLARS to see boring movies like "HOLLYWOODLAND". (PLEASE NOTE: SUPERMAN AND THE MOLE MEN WOULD PROBABLY BE MUCH MORE ENTERTAINING THAN "HOLLYWOODLAND") Let me tell you, everyone in the theatre was over 70! And the lady next to me was 80 and she talked through the entire movie to her girlfriend who was also DEAF!. Looking on the bright side, the conversation kept me awake.

But getting back to the point, I liked Superman as a kid. We all got superman capes and jumped out of trees etc. but none of us could fly, too bad. So I wanted to know if Superman was murdered! Hah! Talk about a waste of NINE DOLLARS. They could take a lesson on making an EXCITING EXCELLENT movie from BC! He is a great script doctor! But No! BC refuses to blog for his excellent horror film/teen slasher thing, "The Suicide Tapes" (note clever hyperlink again), therefore not getting publicity, therefore not getting a job as a script doctor! Forcing his mother to watch BORING MOVIES! Too bad, good acting, but what was the point?

I have a report a blog is coming! Hah! We will see. Excuse me for being skeptical, but we have heard unsubstantiated rumors of blogs before.


"WHATDAYAMEAN A BLOG???" "I CAN BLOG IF I WANT TO! BUT I DON'T FEEL LIKE IT!""

All I have to say is, "SHOW ME THE BLOG."

This is so obvious, I'm not even going to answer it.

Also, I am having carpal tunnel again, so I am signing off,
Your Loving Mother