What is this with Blogs? EVERYBODY writes them. Everybody except ... MY BAAD CHILD! And EVERYONE read them! Why? Who knows? Why did people vote for George Bush?:-

Who the hell knows? Some things just make no damn sense.

If people read blogs then .... get them to read about your movie! It can be very successful. I read an article in a magazine about it. I cut it out and sent it to my BAAD CHILD who is ignoring it!

The Suicide Tapes (note: clever hyperlink) is VERY scary horror movie/teen slasher film! I know! I have seen it fifty times! And I still am yelling at the television, "don't go in there, you idiot!"

Since I have no pictures of the movie, here is a picture of me and Maud with Sister Boom Boom in

San Francisco City Hall, doing our part to piss off George Bush.

So. You need to know the FACTS.
Here are the facts:
1. Daniel and David, two very serious young men, write an excellent scary screenplay. Brilliant! It takes them three hours. The Screenplay wins the Nobel Prize for literature.


Daniel & David

2. William raises the dough for the film.



Here he is seen trying to blackmail a potential investor.


3. William gets the crew together and shoots the movie.
Unfortunately I don't have any pictures of the movie so here is a picture of Maud doing the belly dance (with ecstatic audience reaction)

I have a BAD CHILD. This child will not WRITE A BLOG FOR HIS MOVIE! "THE SUICIDE TAPES" - very scaary! Horror flick! Or Teenage slasher flick. How would I know, I only see comedies or Lord of the Rings. We send him to film school ..FILM SCHOOL! He makes films. They are very good! But he won't write a blog about "The Suicide Tapes"! Why! I, his mother, have been forced to cleverly "hyperlink" my blog to his website! Because he will not blog! Horror movies are very popular! So why won't he blog??
This is my son. He is very handsome! He is always on the phone. But does he call his mother? NO! Fine. Then What is your excuse for NOT Writing a blog?